A Little Piece of Heaven

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Malaysia Boleh.


How to make yourself famous within a second? Do this :

"We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,"

- said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.


I am so proud! Thanks to him, we are so well humiliated =) On the next day, all the newspaper will state a very big headline in their world section: " Avril Lavigne is too SEXAY for Malaysia! " The best damn thing is : From now onwards, people from other country can point out where is Malaysia on world map! MALAYSIA BOLEH!

The other 'logic' reason they gave in was : The concert is two days before 31st August. Nothing should be held within the month of National Independent Month. I was like "WTH?!" Furthermore, those muslim fanatics criticized Avril is too sexy and her image is not suitable with our culture.

Oh please, should all of us wear songkok and baju kurung all the time so that you guys can try to BE POSITIVE WITH US? Vice versa, you have to take off the pants, ties, blazers, skirts and high heels. It made me think of one of the office staff from my college. He blamed me for wearing leather pants in Mass Call and he has the right to banned me from giving speech for such inappropriate outfit. He said we are staying in Malaysia, not US, US people have no dress code and they can wear whatever they like.

Yadda Yadda Yadda


I couldn't believe these came out from his bloody mouth, I showed him my annoyed face. FUCK OFF so called educator!

By the way, his name is Tan Seng Seng.

Politicians equal to.. something. (You know what it means, pals!) They made stupid statements and these make them look so brainless and bad! Some of those brainless politicians complaint school uniform is too sexy and female should stay at home. I was like : "What the hack?!" Yeah, if everything is too sexy for them, why not they move into underground holes and stay there forever? Inside the hole have nothing but himself, better right?

"Avril Lavigne is too sexy" What a lame ass excuse. If they stands on it, they should banned MTVAsia Award too! Look at those so called sensitive movies. Everything CUT, CUT, CUT! Wheneverall of us are expecting for the next coming kissing scene, all of the sudden the kissing scene just jump into another scene! Why should we buy movie ticket for such incomplete movies? I rather to stay at home and watch ASTRO!

Those politicians blamed female for being lady-like and too sexy (again!) and these lead to the increasing raping case nowadays! If I able to do this, I'll show my double middle fingers to them! They put the blame on female for the men's lack of controls that apparently justifies their rape! What happened to kids that been raped by their own father? Do they have a big boob and nice butt and seduced those brainless morons to rape them?!

If politician does have brain, they should put their efforts in educating the people how to self-controls. Hopefully it's work, but the most important matter is they know which is the RIGHT THING for them to put efforts in.

Another good example of brainless politicians : All the chinese should BALIK KE CHINA! WHAT THE FUCK?!

" Hello abang, Malaysia bukan hanya bagi orang Melayu. Orang India ngan Cina takde contribution untuk merdeka ke? Tak belajar History? Apa Bapa Kemerdekaan cakap masa tu? Takde otak ke kamu?!
"

New York, I'm coming! Welcome me!
(Nah, just scaring you off, NYC pals!)


I'm not a Avril Lavigne fanatic, yet I want to shout my lungs out for our freedom! We are not prostitutes-in-making, we are not bad people that committed in child rape and bribe cops!

God bless me. Amen.



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